Twat Alfa Driver

And I forgot to mention. Last week I took the beast to work as the Met told me it was going to be sunny. Liars! I checked the interwebnet and some bugger had changed the suns to nasty black clouds. So, not wanting the beast to get wet nor not wanting to drive round in circles, I nipped home to get the Volvo. Afore nipping, a colleague decided to assist in collapsing the hood. Now as he is an Alpha 2000 driver (similar to the one Dustin drives in the Graduate), he thought he could simply throw the hood down in an arsey Italian stylee. Wrong! I am now a press stud down on either side. There goes the brand new hood. Twat!